WELCOME TO AIR INDIA !
WELCOME TO AIR INDIA !
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain MUTHU.
Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India . We
apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather
and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
will end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in our favor, we may
even be landing on your village!
Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards
are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our
passengers have reached their destination only...
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw....toseii...mutu mayamm..
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help
you find out if there really is a God..out there..!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as
we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs,
we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie
will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the
cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow
down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible
for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt,
kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you
who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess
who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
ENJOY AIR INDIA !
RELAX...enjoy now the sound track.." kuch kuch hota hey..!!!!"
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain MUTHU.
Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India . We
apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather
and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
will end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in our favor, we may
even be landing on your village!
Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards
are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our
passengers have reached their destination only...
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw....toseii...mutu mayamm..
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help
you find out if there really is a God..out there..!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as
we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs,
we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie
will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the
cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow
down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible
for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt,
kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you
who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess
who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
ENJOY AIR INDIA !
RELAX...enjoy now the sound track.." kuch kuch hota hey..!!!!"
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